Sometimes life is like, "Yo, here's a curveball.....catch!"
Basically, my family is moving. Unexpectedly. In a couple of weeks.
Which means we'll be needing to pay a deposit on the new place, plus first & last month rent, plus the cost of a moving truck, plus the wishful thinking that all of this is a really just a vivid dream that I'll wake from any second. (If I could also wake up skinny, and with good hair, that would also be great.)
As it is, this is me, asking you, to BUY OUR STUFF!!! Lots of it. And to help sway you in the way of purchasing (and funding my move) we're having a sale, the Life's Obnoxious Curveball Unexpected Sale or for short:
So yeah, you get 40% off all of our downloadable products. Good deal, yeah?
Also, you will also receive a warm feeling in your heart knowing that you'll be helping my dear, young, beautiful children use our cardboard boxes for packing instead of living in.....in an alley....in the rain....with rabid dogs.....and drug dealers......and possibly polar bears.
(Have I guilted you into buying anything yet?)